Why So Serious: Joker Veiled Vapour Oversized Faded Unisex T-Shirt
Plumb the pernicious playfulness of Gotham's eternal enigma with our exclusive Why So Serious oversized faded unisex T-shirt from Midnight Veil Designs. This made-to-order mosaic ensconces the Joker in a miasma of magenta mists and viridian veils, his rictus leer looming over a lurid ace, the sardonic query curling like cigarillo smoke – a mesmerising memento of DC Comics' harlequin of havoc and his heresy against the humdrum. Mantled in our mystic shroud of moonlit malice, the design distils the delirium of disquieting drollery, suited to savants who savour the sardonic shiver of supervillain soliloquies. This faded incarnation mutes the madness to a mournful monochrome, where every filament fades like a forgotten farce, interweaving iconic infamy with an intimation of inexorable irreverence.
Succumb to the sumptuous slack of this boxy bastion, its dropped shoulders and wide neck ribbing marrying nonchalance with nuance – a mutable mantle for midnight masquerades or mundane mutinies. The midweight mesh murmurs like a muffled guffaw, garment-dyed and pre-shrunk for perpetual poise. From our sepia spectrum, elect an echo to embellish your eccentricity, and indulge in free shipping on orders of 2 or more T-shirts – for jests jaunt across jurisdictions unbound.
- Esoteric Enigma Etching: Our singular simulacrum of the Joker's jagged jocularity, inscribed with "Why So Serious?" – a nocturnal nod to DC Comics' chaos curator and his catechism of capricious contempt.
- Regal Carded Cotton Realm: 100% carded cotton at a measured midweight of 7.1 oz, conferring a creamy constancy that's as cunning as a concealed card.
- Patina'd Potion Process: Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk for a wistful wash that weathers whimsy without waning, safeguarding shades for ceaseless chicanery.
- Bountiful Boxy Bearing: Boxy fit with dropped shoulders for prodigal profligacy, heightened by wide neck ribbing – unisex ubiquity from S to 3XL.
- Covert Courtesies: Tear-away label for unfettered finesse, permitting the portrait's phantasm to predominate.
- Muted Monochrome Medley: In Faded Black, Faded Khaki, Faded Eucalyptus, or Faded Bone – tints that twinkle like twilight's treacherous twinkle.
Seize the sneer and swathe yourself in Why So Serious – for in the midnight veil's voluptuous void, every query quickens the quake of queer delight.
More details
- 100% carded cotton
- Midweight fabric (7.1 oz)
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Boxy, oversized fit
- Dropped shoulders
- Wide neck ribbing
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Midnight Veil Designs
- Email: contact@support.midnightveildesigns.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, phthalates and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Why So Serious: Joker Veiled Vapour Oversized Faded Unisex T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.76
|
208
|
96
|
|
M
|
29.13
|
21.65
|
9.45
|
|
L
|
30.51
|
23.23
|
9.45
|
|
XL
|
31.89
|
24.8
|
10.24
|
|
2XL
|
33.27
|
26.38
|
10.63
|
|
3XL
|
346
|
27.95
|
112
|